TV show: This is a TV show called Shits&Farts. It is about shits, & farts. The main characters are two men named Shit, & Fart. They tell shit & fart jokes to each other for the whole twenty-minute runtime.
at least one person you follow on tumblr, instantly: omfg im WITHERING from last nights ep….. the dynamic between shit & fart is so fucking tense and erotic……im still fucking sobbing i hate my sweet babies….. why do they treat each other like this im fucking BATHING IN ACID….. its so good…….. im EMBALMING MYSELF and then DESECRATING MY OWN CORPSE…..
It is vitally important to know: If you were running somewhere at max speed could we grab your halo to make you stumble backwards in a comical way? Maybe catch it with the handle of an umbrella even?
it’d be similar to grabbing someone by the collar, i think, where the sudden grabbing of something behind me would create a sudden barrier in front of me. in the case of the collar it’s the entire front of the shirt, but for the halo it’s whatever heavenly force is keeping it in orbit above my skullcap.
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