The World's First.

How are you so good at saying the right thing?

paper-mario-wiki:

I dunno! I don’t think anything I say is necessarily objectively right, but maybe you were just the right person to hear it.

im high im sorry if this sounds egotistical i cant tell

How are you so good at saying the right thing?

I dunno! I don’t think anything I say is necessarily objectively right, but maybe you were just the right person to hear it.

how did you know you wanted to study anthropology? did you ever consider other majors/general areas of study?

I didn’t! I just went to school and took a bunch of different classes, and then slowly shifted my curriculum towards the classes I enjoyed the most and did the best in, until eventually I was an anthropologist!

Deciding your major before you even get to college is a scam, don’t do it. There SO MUCH knowledge in the world dude, you don’t even know how much you don’t know.

paper-mario-wiki:

wish i had low level magic abilities. imagine how sick it would be to imbue a text post with a small spell. like a scratch and sniff sticker hex. you view my post and oh! the faint taste of milk chocolate. how pleasant. oh wow! just scrolled down and read another post, and this one made me randomly replay the memory of meeting a dog on the street the other day. how nice!

SPELL OF EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS ME SENDS ME 1 DOLLAR TAX FREE

wish i had low level magic abilities. imagine how sick it would be to imbue a text post with a small spell. like a scratch and sniff sticker hex. you view my post and oh! the faint taste of milk chocolate. how pleasant. oh wow! just scrolled down and read another post, and this one made me randomly replay the memory of meeting a dog on the street the other day. how nice!

ankle-beez:

fruitymarcy:

Goku is on Namek fightin that Frieza guy…Goku uhh…flyin or doin somethin over there…

for context’s sake: this is from JBVO, a show hosted by Johnny Bravo where you could call in and request your favorite episode of a CN show and Johnny would play it for you. for the most part it worked out pretty smoothly since at the time cn’s shows mostly had an average episode length of 7 to 11 minutes.

but one day a viewer requested that they play their favorite episode of dragon ball z, a show with 23-minute long episodes. due to time constraints with both dbz AND jbvo they had to work a compromise: a sped up version of the requested dbz episode played with johnny narrating over it so people understood what’s going on

(via chongoblog)