Not to diss you or anything but that toast wasn't even toasted
Enjoy your slightly warmed bread I guess
fuck yourself, i’ll see you in hell you cunt.
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Can you even imagine if Holes was released nowadays instead of in 2003. Holes. We would lose it. We love holes.
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Officially licensed 2015 reversible Super Mario Bros. backpack. The outside depicts World 1-1 while the inside depicts World 8-4.
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Fucking sweet, imagine getting cabbaged with this bad boy! “Look, this nerd left his dorky-ass World 1-1 backpack unattended let’s cabbage him”, next thing you know you’re walking back into the room to raucous applause and a newfound deep respect for your swaggy-as-fuck World 8-4 backpack.
2015 truly perfected anti-cabbaging technology.
Cabbaged? Fucking cabbaged? What in the Goddamn hell are you talking about??
You know, Cabbaged! Someone leaves the room, you empty their backpack, turn it inside-out, put all their stuff back in the backpack and zip it back up… Cabbaged!
Oh god no I googled it and found nothing. Cancel post, this was not the universal concept I thought it was. Well fuck me I guess.
This must be another cultural divide. In American establishments, you leave your backpack in a room and come back to find it damaged, thrown in a trash can, or straight up stolen.
You clearly live in a cute fantasy land where people do funny harmless pranks instead. I’m seething with white hot rage and sickly green envy and when you finally visit I will “cabbage” your shit.
Good fucking luck cabbaging my Officially Licensed 2015 Reversible Super Mario Bros Backpack. 😏
