alphabetcompletionist:

tooies:

that alphabet completionist blog has activated something in me so now i think i’m just gonna start making posts where it seems like a quirky little joke at first except underneath i subtly try to include all the letters. already made one but it didn’t catch on so now i have to make more. i realize this might be a bit silly and pointless of me but i don’t care. i wanna win the alphabet

you could at least tag me if you want to suck my dick

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aofi-humananimalgirlfeet:

memorycycle:

alright i am readyto catch it

toss me the object and i will catch it because im peepared

here you go little buddy

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escuerzoresucitado:

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stantler:

zanabism:

peteseeger:

originalzipperalmondrebel:

tariqah:

Americans be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Korean War 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in clownery 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

That’s a super light story huh? My great grandfather got killed in action from a land mine to protect this country. If you don’t wanna respect the history or stand for a national anthem😁then leave to your peaceful home and fuck right off

How did your great grandpa stepping on a landmine protect this country

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Happy Memorial Day

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relocateproject:

cricketchaser:

diet-soap:

theyre adding the stinky meal to mcdonalds

nice 2 know mcmonalds made meal for you

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lordgroose:

my favorite work memory from this store will always be “hey remember when the subway inside the store closed down and they let me take a bunch of their shit for free and now it lives inside my house?”

my life is a joke

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kuueater:

hey!!! i edited together a feature-length cut of twilight’s BIDDERSWEET FAREWELLS stream (also shot by me 📹) and you can catch it here!!! 💥