au where when u meet sans for the first time and instead of saying “dont you know how to greet a new pal” he says “dont you wish your girlfriend was hot like me”
I hope it doesn’t sound like I’m not having fun. I’m having a unique brand of fun. You know, the same kind of fun you have when you go to, like, a haunted house. You’re like ‘huh huh, this is fun, I wanna die!’ that’s, like, how I feel right now.
Northernlion, The Binding of Isaac Afterbirth+ episode 40, 2017
