If you’ve ever seen anything, tell someone about it.
sometimes when someone posts something i dont like i can feel the phantom sensation of me reaching through the computer screen and slowly putting my fingers into their face like they were made of clay
i fucking love talking to people. its so much fun. we’re both alive, that’s crazy! tomorrow i will forget you, but for right now i love you.
There’s such an interesting cyber-anthropological phenomenon in feeling a communal pressure to act a certain way, or use the platform a certain way, when joining a new online space. Not in terms of the types of opinions or political views that are deamed acceptable, but in terms of specifics of etiquette and posting formats.
Making a Tumblr post that sounds “like a Twitter user” is met with scorn or derision a lot of the time. And when asking someone why they react like that, typically the answer is some form of “that kind of comedy doesn’t work here” or “it doesn’t sound right to post like that on this website”, which is essentially just “it doesn’t fit with the traditions I learned in this specific place”.
I will always find the ways social media platforms evolve naturally like societies interesting.
I think my dream job would be the guy a company makes a billion NDA contracts with and they pay me to keep their secrets for as long as possible.
what if u found me rolling around the floor and playing? would you kick me? bastard.
walking out onto your front lawn:
EXPECTED:
walking out with a shirt and pants on
TOLERATED:
walking out with only a shirt and underwear on
walking out with only pair of pants on
UNACCEPTABLE:
walking out in just you underwear
ILLEGAL:
walking out naked
this is just my opinion
all rhythm game songs are called like
Camilla’s Wrath+Major Offset - Yggdrasil Vs HELLMOTH (GRADIENTx Remix ORCHESTRAL RECOMPOSITION)
in a dog society, assuming the novelty and niche interest in refurbished goods and vintage items was paralleled with human society, artistic and indie dogs would eat out of things like recycled hubcaps and film reel containers instead of traditional dog bowls to show personality.
one of the cool things about tumblr that i appreciate that i cant do on twitter is say openly that i think someone should throw a brick at Ben Shaprio’s head
