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    sometimes when someone posts something i dont like i can feel the phantom sensation of me reaching through the computer screen and slowly putting my fingers into their face like they were made of clay

    text   random thought  
    297 notes 2 months ago

    There’s such an interesting cyber-anthropological phenomenon in feeling a communal pressure to act a certain way, or use the platform a certain way, when joining a new online space. Not in terms of the types of opinions or political views that are deamed acceptable, but in terms of specifics of etiquette and posting formats.

    Making a Tumblr post that sounds “like a Twitter user” is met with scorn or derision a lot of the time. And when asking someone why they react like that, typically the answer is some form of “that kind of comedy doesn’t work here” or “it doesn’t sound right to post like that on this website”, which is essentially just “it doesn’t fit with the traditions I learned in this specific place”.

    I will always find the ways social media platforms evolve naturally like societies interesting.

    text   random thought   before i withdrew from college (isolation and quarantine was killing me) i was writing my thesis on cyber anthropology   which is the fastest growing and most overlooked branch of anthropology   my thesis wasnt specifically about this   it was about the essential archival of information regarding internet societies   specifically putting forward the somewhat radical idea that any internet society with more than 100 people should have an archivist   and any group with more than 1000 should have a dedicated historian to track the history of the group and its culture   honestly twitter culture should have literal books written archiving and documenting the many things that happen in my opinion   sounds silly but it is a pillar of our current international society's communication   this is what i think at least  
    1,279 notes 2 months ago

    I think my dream job would be the guy a company makes a billion NDA contracts with and they pay me to keep their secrets for as long as possible.

    text   random thought  
    296 notes 2 months ago

    scrolling twitter today and then coming over here is like walking out of a burning building and then walking into the calm remains of a building that burnt down 5 years ago and has been reclaimed by nature.

    text  
    85,662 notes 2 months ago

    i still think its so funny that someone walked up to a world leader in the street with a gun made of duct tape and PVC pipes and batteries and killed him in front of a crowd of people and in the following months everyone in the country was like “wait yeah he had a point”

    text   shoutouts to tetsuy yamagami   sincerely so cool  
    17,874 notes 2 months ago

    Mouth Ranking

    1. Wow Wow

    2. Bustin

    3. Piss

    4. Vivid Memories Turn to Fantasies

    5. Shit

    6. Numbers

    7. The Starting Line

    8. Space Monkey Mafia

    9. Love Psych

    10. Credit Card

    11. Orgonon Girls

    12. 10,000 Spoons

    13. Just a Baby

    14. Yahoo

    15. T.I.M.E.

    16. Goodbye

    17. Wndrwll

    18. Superkiller

    19. Mouth Dreams (Intro)

    20. Cannibals

    21. Best

    22. Ribs

    23. Whitehouse

    24. Smooth

    25. 300mb

    26. Nightmovin’

    27. Fredhammer

    28. Annoyed Grunt

    29. The Outsiders

    30. My Mouth

    31. Spongerock

    32. Furries

    33. Mouth Dreams (Extro)

    34. Mullet With Butterfly Wings

    35. Aammoorree

    36. The End

    37. Promenade (Satellite Pictures at an Exhibition)

    38. Brithoven

    39. Daft Mouth

    40. Limp Wicket

    41. Pee Wee Inc.

    42. Modest Mouth

    43. Crocodile Chop

    44. Wallspin

    45. Rollercloser

    46. Like Tears is Chocolate Rain

    47. Where Is My Mom

    48. Closerflies

    49. Ain’t

    50. AC/VC

    51. Wah

    52. Born to Cat

    53. Stand By Meme

    54. Smooth Flow

    55. D’oh

    56. Shady Interlude

    57. Tiger

    58. Floor Corn

    59. Mouth Pressure

    60. Sleepin’

    61. It’s

    62. What Is It

    63. Get Happy

    64. Revolution #5

    65. Full Mouth

    66. Bills Like Jean Spirit

    67. Transmission

    68. Pokemon

    69. Friends

    70. Dear Dinosaur

    71. Busta

    72. Johnny

    73. Blockbuster

    74. Aerolong

    75. Melt Everyone

    76. Alanis

    77. The Sharpest Tool

    78. Bega Interlude

    79. Close to the Sun

    80. Imagine All Star People

    81. Sexual Lion King

    82. Imma Let It Be

    text   neil cicierega   mouth sounds   mouth silence   mouth moods   mouth dreams  
    331 notes 3 months ago